Deputy Barney just had to visit Barney’s Diner when passing through Mayberry, USA. (AKA Mount Airy, NC)

Barney at Barney’s

Barney attaches himself in protest to a bomb casing identical to the Fat Man nuclear bomb detonated over Hiroshima while visiting the West Point Museum and the United States Military Academy.

Fat Man and Little Barney

Barney waits for The Great Pumpkin atop a headless statue it is said has bled in Forest Park Cemetery, one of America’s most haunted places.

Forest Park Cemetery Ghost

Barney hikes the Appalachian Trail. Well, not the whole thing, just a small section off Route 9 in Vermont. After all, how far do you expect two fuzzy feet to carry a 24″ dinosaur?

Trailblazer Barney

Our weary traveler rests in front of Robert Frost’s house atop the stone wall that ispired him to pen The Mending Wall. Robert Frost, that is, not Barney.

Barney on the Mending Wall


… Before I built a wall I’d ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offence.
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall …

Barney sneaks a photo at the gates to Stephen King’s haunted mansion.

Stephen King Manor

Barney wimps out, deciding not to go over Niagara Falls after all.

Barney at Niagara Falls

Punxsatawney Barney fills in for Phil during the off season at Gobbler’s Knob.

Punxsy Barney

Barney pays respect those lost in the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum.

Barney at the Shipwreck Museum

Our little purple hero waded across the Mississippi River Headwaters at Lake Itasca.

Mississippi Headwaters Barney

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