The Barney Blog

Barney Holds it for Buc-ees

killbarney — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:41:49 +0000

While heading North after so many beers in Shiner, Barney held it for miles to wait for the cleanest restrooms in Texas.

Shine On You Crazy Barney

admin — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:48:55 +0000

Waltzing across Texas, Barney stumbled upon the Spoetzel Brewery in Shiner, Texas…

Well, he wasn’t stumbling when he got there.

But after a few tastes of Shiner Bock, Shiner Black, and Shiner Blonde he definitely needed a rest.

Remember the Barney!

killbarney — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:41:29 +0000

Our little purple friend has some serious catching up to do. Here he is seen in front of the Alamo …

Stay tuned for more from Barney’s travels across Texas.

Back In Luckenbach Again

killbarney — Sat, 08 May 2010 03:17:02 +0000

New Barney, same ol’ Luckenbach …

Wyatt has laid claim to FrankenBarney, and Jerry’s good ol’ smelly Barney doll is off on a tour of his own now.

Pilgrimage to the Church of Broken Toys

admin — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 04:29:15 +0000

Barney hasn’t blogged because he’s been recuperating from damage done by that new dog in town. But he was recently spotted hiding out in Slab City.

Upon closer inspection of the damage done, it was clear what brought our little purple friend to the Slabs.

A visit to the Church of Broken Toys was in order.

Rocky Mountain High Barney

killbarney — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:16:26 +0000

This pooped Polyfillosaurus rests after a strenuous fourteen foot hike on the Colorado Trail from the Jefferson Pass trailhead.

Ready. Aim. Fire!

killbarney — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:37:09 +0000

Barney at the controls of the decommissioned Atlas-E Missile silo in Weld County, CO.

Cadillac Barney

killbarney — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:30:21 +0000

A hazy Texas day finds Barney finding himself at Cadillac Ranch.

Tulia

killbarney — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:38:53 +0000

After reading Nate Blakeslee’s book about Race, Cocaine, and Corruption in a Small Texas Town, and finding himself in the Texas panhandle, Barney just had to stop by downtown Tulia, for a photo opportunity.

Hanging around Luckenbach

killbarney — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:18:58 +0000

Due to circumstances beyond his control, our little purple friend ended up hanging around Luckenbach longer than expected. There’s worse places one could be stuck!