The Barney Blog

Call it an art project. Call it a serious waste of time. Or call it therapy for a personal distaste of all things Barney. But what can I say? My generation had Big Bird and Snuffleupagus who could easily kick Barney’s ass. I mean, give me a break … “I love you, You love me” … !??!?!? I’ll take Kermit singing “It ain’t easy being green” any day.

After getting too big of a thrill from watching my dog destroy one to many Barney dolls, my therapist tells me I must confront my latent fears and embrace my anger. So I hit the road in a camper and took the a few purple dinosaurs with me. Well, not quite, but that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

On these pages you will find no more than photos of Barney at famous – and not so well known – attractions across the United States. Watch out! We may be spending the night in a rest stop near you…